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Homerism of the Day

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Tristram
on August 2, 2007
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From Bart-Mangled Banner:

Son, I’ve learned one thing in this life: To stay out of trouble just say nothing. Don’t rock the boat. Don’t event get in the boat. Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier. But don’t go in the bathrooms they are filthy!

Homerism of the Day

Published
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Tristram
on July 31, 2007
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From Stop or My Dog Will Shoot:

How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?